February 2012
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defranco:
Dear packaging people who make plastic enclosures with no openings so I have to find scissors or a knife,
Die.
Sincerely,
Philip DeFranco
PS. To the people who package the scissors in plastic enclosures with no openings I hope you die of a million self inflicted hand cuts caused by stray knives, keys, and pens.
Send me a dirty question. If I'm too embarrassed...
Dae it.
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Anonymous asked: y u so gay?
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riptosrach:
avril lavignes sk8er boi was released a decade ago
ten years ten fucking years
Oh, fuck that
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Wank-Me-Off-Wednesday
I thought I’d start a new trend.
January 2012
25 posts
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It's Tuesday
Why aren’t you topless?
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A random thought
I wish that you could just tell someone “Oh hey, I like you and I think we should date and do date-y stuff” and if they said no you could just be like “oh yeah cool let’s just continue with our lives and our friendship as if nothing happened” but no, nothing’s ever as straight forward as that.
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someone hold me and whisper ‘i will provide you with a stable income for the rest of your life and free you of your responsibilities’ please
Feminism at work.
Anonymous asked: Do you worship the boaby?
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Anonymous asked: FUCKING WIT
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Like violence, you kill me
Forever, and after
…
If I had my own world...
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Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
inb4 I get no messages
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